i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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