How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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