:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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