You're a womanizer and a bitch.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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