I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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