508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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