what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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