idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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