Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
so let's talk penis.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize