You just made me feel so damn special
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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