We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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