how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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