Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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