that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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