It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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