Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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