I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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