just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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