i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
nutella sex= disaster
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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