the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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