I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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