i would punch a child for taco bell
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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