i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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