I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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