Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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