Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
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I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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