so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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