I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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