Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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