we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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