So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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