he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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