we're blogging at a bar
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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