how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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