Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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Rumble strips road head = magical
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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