Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
too bad you live with your parents still
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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