i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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