I just saw a hot homeless man
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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