ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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