perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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