So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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