I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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