Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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