this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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