when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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