Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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