The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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