I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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