Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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