Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
God, I missed his penis.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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