When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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